Life as a social recluse aint no picnic. Any isolated abandoned experiment might think that there's no hope of a life in normal society. Then again, you never know when the Avon lady is going to come and call!
Your previous life in the ramshackle mansion on the top of the hill is over, it's time to step into the light. We promise that everything will be fine. Unless you stick one of your distinctively sharp fingers in an electric box, try to take a nap on a waterbed, or touch anyone in any way. But everything else should go pretty well, who wouldn't want their topiaries trimmed, their pets groomed, and their hair cut into a ground-breaking look? You might have an unconventional facade but that doesn't mean you can't use what sets you apart to your advantage.
So, take advantage of this Edward Scissorhands costume before those Suburbanites turn against you. No one will expect you to say much so you finally won't have to answer any awkward questions at parties. No more small talk. No more pretending to care about this year's football season. Sure, it's difficult to be the odd one out, but owning the spot of the dark and silent type certainly has its perks!
This costume comes with a faux leather jacket with metallic ring and rivet accents, a wild black wig, and gloves that will give you those dramatic foam scissors hands with a metallic finish but without the sharp danger of popping a water bed. Wear this costume to a Halloween party or an interview at your local hair salon, after all, that Avon lady gave you a great recommendation!
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