Captain Skullduggery Pirate Costume

Good for What Ails You

Ahoy, matey! Does life have you a bit down these days? Nothing is wrong, per se, but you find you're missing the fresh air, joy, and adventure that accompanied your youth. We feel you. A guy like you was born for daring capers and stories worthy of retelling! Why not push away from dry land for a night and rekindle your spark as a spunky pirate?

You used to LOVE playing pirates as a kid. Remember? What makes you think it will be any different now? If anything, the stress and tedium of adulthood will only make wearing this Captain Skullduggery Pirate Costume all the more uplifting. Thrilling adventures, perilous plunders, high seas drama—it's almost too good to be true! You don't need a fancy vacation or extensive PTO to get away from life for a while, you need only this swanky getup to take you out of your rut and into your imagination! Pretty nifty, huh?

Fun Details

The key to true escape is in the details. The more realistic your new persona feels, the less likely you are to get yanked back into reality when your email dings or your laundry piles up. You haven't got time for that, there's treasure to find! This look is layered in authenticity, from the fleur-de-lis detailed jacket to the faux leather boot covers. It includes a brocade vest, dickie, red waist sash, and a pleather belt. Naturally, you'll need a tricorn hat to complete your transformation, and this one has a red bandanna sewn in, for extra swagger. Pick up an eye patch (recommended), parrot (optional), and faithful crew (necessary) and set your course for the night!

No Better Way

In our opinion, dressing up is a great way to escape reality and recall the imagination and joy of youth (although, we're a bit biased). Don't take our word for it. Try it out! A night out as Captain may be just what the doctor ordered for bad case of adulting-itis!