Bubble Wrap Costume for Adults
Are you particularly accident prone? We don’t mean that you stub your toe now and then or are known to occasionally drop something. We’re referring to the type of clumsy that has you perpetually wearing leg, arm, and yes sometimes even a full body cast. Do you ever fall flat on your face despite the fact that you were merely standing in a fixed location, doing nothing in particular? Do you have a perpetual carpet of blue, green, and purple bruises that you do not remember getting? Do you lack all semblance of balance and coordination? If you’re one of the especially accident prone among us, whether that’s your natural state or you’ve had one too many, then we have the perfect costume for you. Our Bubble Wrap Costume will keep those fragile bones safe during your celebrating!
The hooded jacket and pants that make up thi costume are made with 100% genuine bubble-wrap—and yes, you can pop them. The hooded jacket fastens with velcro in the front, and the pants have a comfortable elastic waist. Despite the hood on this costume, you may consider buying a helmet. It never hurts to take extra precautions in the protection of your noggin!
Not Crash Tested
If you’re accident prone, easily amused, or downright neurotic, then our Bubble Wrap Costume will make the perfect addition to your Halloween festivities! People have been extolling the uses of bubble wrap for decades, and all the same applies to a costume made of it! See if you can make it through the night with any unpopped bubbles, pop them all yourself, or roll down a staircase unscathed. Actually, you shouldn’t roll down the stairs—or anything really. Don’t get us wrong, It’s not that we’re not confident in our product, we just haven’t crash-tested it yet. Our crash-test dummy is on a Sabbatical.
- Made of actual bubble wrap--the same stuff used to ship packages
- Hooded jacket fastens w/ Velcro strip at center front
- Pants have elastic waist
- Hooded Jacket