- Mustache and beard
- Mustache and beard are sewn together
- Elastic bands to go over ears
- For ages 14+
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Beauty is in the Eye of the Beardholder
This is a confusing time we live in. There's so much information out there! What might seem obvious is overcome by other information. Yes, yes, we know that it's sunny outside but it seems like our phone screen is saying that the whole week is supposed to be rainy and cold. That's where the captain might come in. He's there to let you know that your phone's weather app thinks you're in Northern Scotland. We might think it's annoying when everyday people tell us things that are clearly evident around us. But when the captain does it, it's kind of nice! Without him, we might be flipping through the phone book to find a hotel still! We take the obvious for granted. The captain sees the beauty in stating it loud and proudly.
This beard will make you in a suave spokesman for the obvious, topping off the red and gold suit with its classy gold buttons. It's easy to wear, the salt and pepper beard and mustache is all one piece. The beard simply straps to your face with a bit of elastic.
So if you're ready to head into the obvious horizon then you'll need to look the part of the dashing captain. So prepare to get truly droll with a few indisputable statements and set sail. Just be sure to let everyone know you're wearing a costume. That's what Captain Obvious would want.
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