Freddy Sunglasses

Have you ever dreamed of working in a pizza place filled with friendly animals and animatronic dancing? Five Nights at Freddy's killed that dream of ours. Now, we can't even look at animatronic shows without crying hysterically while wetting our pants. Seriously, we have a hard time ordering a pizza at our favorite pizzeria without imagining Freddy Fazbear popping out of the shadows to smash us into a bloody pulp. Then, of course, we decided to get these sunglasses in...and, well, lets just say we don't feel safe at the office anymore.

These Freddy Fazbear sunglasses are licensed from the Five Nights at Freddy's video game series and they're pretty much the most terrifying thing we've ever laid eyes on. The glasses have Freddy's maniacal face on the front, ensuring complete discomfort for anyone who looks at you while you wear them. They fit like normal glasses and have a set of tinted shades, just in case you want to walk around wearing them in sunny weather to give other people nightmares for the rest of their lives. Of course, the best part about these sunglasses is that you don't have to look at Freddy's dead, soulless stare while you wear them, since it'll just feel like you're wearing normal sunglasses!