Adult Tan Pants
Without further ado, here are the top ten reasons that you should wear pants:
- They make you feel like a cowboy.
- You want to cover your otherwise naked legs.
- You’re an alien and you want to fit in with Earthlings.
- You’re a dog that’s trying to play some kind of elaborate prank on the mailman.
- You’re wearing embarrassing underwear that you want to cover up.
- You have a blind date and you don’t your date to think that you’re some kind of weirdo.
- You need something to protect your legs from dangerous UV rays.
- Your mom asked you to “get out of bed and put some darned pants on” so you can do some chores.
- Your wife asked you to “get out of bed and put some darned pants on” so you can do some chores.
- You plan on wearing a really awesome costume and you require some pants.
Well, the good news is that these adult tan pants are great for anyone who needs to wear a pair of pants for any or those reasons! They’re made of polyester and they have an elastic band in the waist. Enjoy!
- 100% polyester interlock knit fabric
- Elastic waistband