- Men's Holiday Dinosaur Ugly Christmas Sweater
- 83% acrylic; 17% cotton
- Rib knit neck band, sleeve cuffs and waistband
- Knitted-in image of Christmas dinosaurs
- Knitted from fine 12-gauge yarn
Maybe if the dinosaurs would have had cozy Holiday sweaters they would have survived the Ice Age. Sure, it would be tricky living side by side with the giant beasts. Holiday air travel would be even more of a nightmare if you had to deal with flocks of pterodactyls on the regular. We can't imagine how hectic gift shopping would be if people had to outrun raptors as they went from store to store. We bet a T-Rex egg would make a great base for a huge batch of egg nog! It also would be pretty great to employ the long-necked Brontosaurus to decorate the tall pines that we tiny humans can't reach well enough to put those twinkle lights on.
As nostalgic as we are for the age of the thunder lizard (that's what Brontosaurus translates to, by the way, you can use that as your band name as long as you wear this sweater)we should be grateful that we aren't stalked by raptors every time we go out caroling. In honor of these giant creatures, we ought to deck ourselves out in dino apparel this Holiday. After all, you might as well learn from the past. If you're going to survive the yearly Ice Age a cozy Holiday sweater is imperative!
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