Mens Egyptian Pharaoh Plus Size Costume
A Farro's Rule
You're a bit of a health nut. If there's a superfood out there, you're INTO it. You blog constantly about your meals, and now your newest obsession: farro. You've become a little obsessed with this grain, which is similar to barley—so obsessed, in fact, that you've opened a whole business around its distribution to local supermarkets. The people of America need more farro in their lives! OK, cool. We all have our things (we went through a big pomegranate phase here, so we understand). Well, we're really sorry. This almost NEVER happens. Seldom does someone seek out a look that we cannot provide. However, we have yet to develop out "Whole Grain" costume series and do not have a farro costume for you. We really are embarrased.
However, would you be interested in this pharaoh costume, instead? It sounds practically the same when said out loud, plus, ancient Egypt was kind of a hotbed for cultivating several key grains, including barley! So, hey, Mr. Farro, that's pretty close, you gotta hand it to us. This Mens Egyptian Pharaoh Plus Size Costume will tickle your fancy with its clever wordplay!
This regal costume features a navy tunic topped with a brown gathered loincloth. The gold metallic sash and matching collar and wrist cuffs up the luxe power of this look, while the Nemes headdress seals the deal: you're a pharoah. No doubt about it. There are totally worse things you could be, like quinoa. (Ha! We crack ourselves up). Grab a staff and some strappy sandals and get ready to relay your punchline over and over, all night long!
So, we'll get working on our food-themed costumes if you do us a favor; send us some of this so-called farro so we can see what all the fuss is about. Have fun dressed like a ruler of the fertile crescent, and remember to manage your harvest well so everyone gets their share of whole grains, year round!
- Belt w/ Attached Drape
- 100% polyester poplin, interlock knit & metallic knit fabrics
- Navy blue poplin tunic has printed ankh necklace, gold-edged short sleeves
- Brown interlock gathered loincloth sewn to sash; fastens w/ Velcro
- Gold metallic knit sash has printed Egyptian design
- Gold metallic collar has printed gems, fabric ties at back
- Gold metallic knit wrist cuffs fasten w/ Velcro
- Nemes headdress has elastic band at back under hood