Mummy Mens Costume

ALL TIED UP

These days, we've always got obligations that make it difficult to get out there and enjoy our lives.  Whether it is a bunch of work piling up at the job site or the daily maintenance at the household, those responsibilities can really drag a guy down!  Well, if you're in such a state, it is important to stretch out and feel a few moments of freedom now and again before you start feeling your life slipping away.

Of course, there are certainly ways to lean into the trouble and still feel that awakening.  Reanimate!  Get the body moving.  You've done the important work of getting those pyramids up, haven't you!?  Why not walk the land a bit and see what you've been missing in the long ages since you settled into your eternal watch.  (Anyway, those catacombs have to get pretty musty!)

FUN DETAILS

We understand that you might think your style is a little outdated.  Don't worry, though.  We've got the duds to make sure that you're at the top of cursed fashion with this exclusive Mummy Men's Costume.  This comfy polyester knit jumpsuit zips up in the back and features strips of the chiefest in gauze refinement sewn over the entire body.  We know you might be shy for your first foray, so we've got longer strips at the neck for your head wrapping and extra ones included for your own unique style.

THE UN-LIFE OF THE PARTY

Show the world what it has been missing in the hundreds of years since those pyramids closed.  Sure, you might technically be a little undead, but that isn't any reason to let your bones get all dusty and creeky.  There's nothing worse than being cursed and bored stiff.  Shake the dust off and let those undead parts turn into an undead party.  After all, everyone misses their mummy!