- 100% Polyester
- Red and green long sleeved shirt
- Tattered edges on the sleeves and bottom of the shirt
- Polyfoam Freddy mask
Is it just us or are hipster trends going to far these days? The trends started innocently enough, developing in trendy, gentrified warehouse districts and spreads slowly via penny farthing bike from there. But somewhere between the last beard contest and the acceptance of wearing cuffed overall shorts, hipster fashion went awry.
You see, in coffee shops and breweries all over the country, not just the fancy-schmancy coasts, people have been showing up as horror movie characters. Gone are the days of sideways glances at people with scary fashion sense, now we're just plain old scared! And it's partially our fault! Did we say anything when Vince showed up to the newest IPA unveiling in a red and velvet cape with a newly shaved widow's peak? No, we just let him be. Now, we've seen horror movie villains flipping through vinyl in music stores, shuffling through occult literature in that cozy second-hand bookstore downtown. Just last week we saw Freddy Krueger in our local co-op buying a suspicious amount of liquid melatonin and valerian root and we knew, we just knew we had to be a part of it. Actually, just kidding, we wanted to hop on board!
You'll be right on trend when you order this top of the line Freddy costume. You'll get the classic red and green sweater with a rugged hemline, neckline, and wrists. The truly fashionable topping is the polyfoam mask with a disturbingly textured face. Pick up a sharp Freddie glove to make your farmers market debut unforgettable. You'll be the horror hipster of everyone's dreams!
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