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Adult Skeleboner Costume
Adult Skeleboner Costume
Product Description
Item #FU131364
Items Included
  • Jumpsuit w/ bone attachments
Product Highlights
  • 100% polyester
  • "Weenie" inflates
  • Back is plain black with Hook and Loop fastener closures
  • Mask is rubber and is attached to hood
SizeMeasurementStandardMetric
MediumChest44"112cm
MediumTorso28"71cm
MediumLength54"137cm
StandardChest46"117cm
StandardTorso32"81cm
StandardLength56"142cm
X-LargeChest48"122cm
X-LargeTorso36" 91cm
X-LargeLength58"147cm

Humanizing the Undead

We learned something new the other day: skeletons have needs, too. Who would have thunk it?

But, you see, we got this letter from a skeleton recently. We’ll call him...Dave. Now, Dave had a bone to pick with us. “Dear Halloween Costume Shop,” his letter read, “I’m offended by your negative, one-sided portrayal of us skeletons as creatures that solely haunt, scare, and surprise. Skeletons are people...kind of. Well, we used to be. And as such, we have feelings and even desires. For instance, I love smooth jazz and making people laugh. Would it kill you to create a costume that portrays skeletons as the somewhat tender creatures we strive to be? Warm regards.” That letter, well, it got us thinking...

FUN Details

Enter: the Skeleweiner Costume. It is simple enough that at first; folks will think, ”Oh, good skeleton costume!” But as your (ahem) ego begins to...inflate...they will do a double-take, then begin to awkwardly chuckle, then roar with laughter. Sensitive skeleton friends everywhere, rejoice! We’ve created a costume that will really help bring your livelihood to life! That doesn't mean we're ready to rush into death or anything, but it gives us hope that skeletal rights are on their way...up.

Clarity of...Anatomy

Dave made it clear that we are wrong thinking that there's not much to do in the afterlife but reflect, slowly decay, and well...hey! get your mind out of the gutter! We were going to say “keep up with your correspondence.” Skeletons want to be portrayed as human(ish), with human(ish) desires, compassion, and humor. Thus, this Skeleweiner Costume was un-born! It’s positively pushing the boundaries of previously conceived skeletal notions. It’s also likely cracking up the entire party when you wear it. Dave, this one’s for you!

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