Karate Kid Skeleton Suit Costume in Men's Plus Size
Ah, the 80s. It feels like yesterday in some ways, but it was a simpler time. Halloween costumes didn’t have to be licensed. Sure, Superman, Darth Vader, and various presidents were surefire hits whether you were going to a costume party or holding up a convenience store, but you could still go as a bed sheet ghost without it being a throwback. The Cobra Kai usually wear dope black gis adorned with their yellow coiled cobra logo, but even villainous martial arts students have to let loose sometimes. So they chose skeletons, the most intimidating of all generic monsters to get in a fight with. I mean, never mind that it seems like if you kicked a skeleton it’d shatter apart. How is it even moving?! You’re so scared, you’re not concentrating on its weak points, and before you know it, you’re face first in the dust. Let’s see a Frankenstein or a Dracula do that. They’re so busy moaning or prattling on about what they want to do with your bodily fluids, any karate student worth their salt can hear them coming from a mile off. Not like Cobra Kai skeletons.
Strike first! Strike hard! Show no mercy! Learn the way of the fist, skeleton style. If you like to make little twerps who can’t leave well enough alone pay, you might just be Cobra Kai material. You decide when he’s had enough! Remember, an enemy deserves no mercy. Just be on the look out for any karate masters loitering around the fringes of the scene––the might be waiting to drop in and kick your butt.
Paint your face, let your hood down, and let your golden locks show––natural or otherwise––to really complete the Johnny Lawrence look.
- 83% polyester/17% spandex black jumpsuit w/ white hood
- Zipper enclosure on back
- Printed skeleton details on front
- Officially licensed
- Hooded Jumpsuit
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