Don’t Be Scared
Really, we applaud your bravery. Going back to Crystal Lake after your traumatizing past experience there took some guts! It’s great that you want to confront your fears and push past them, but may we offer a tiny suggestion? Maybe don’t leave any axes, machetes, spear guns, or fire pokers lying around. We’re sure you’ll be safe, but having that many unsecured weapons seems like asking for trouble. Ok, just one more suggestion – wear comfortable clothes, like pajama bottoms. You never know when you might have to paddle a canoe to escape a serial killer!
Whether you’re sleeping soundly in your bed, or running through the woods after being awakened by a psycho on a revenge rampage, these officially licensed Friday the 13th Sleep Pants will see you through! The super-soft material is printed with images of Jason Voorhees’ iconic hockey mask. They’re great for Halloween fun, or everyday snoozing. Just don’t sleep in a cabin bunk bed, because we hear bad things happen in those!