Chucky 15" Good Guys Talking Doll

We heard you like to have nightmares every night. Well, do we have a delightful collectible that you’re going to absolutely love. It’s this Chucky 15” Good Guys doll.

Let’s just walk through some of the great features of this doll. First of all, it has completely lifeless blue eyes that stare at you. Those azure pools of blue look like their piercing your very soul. You’ll notice he’s wearing what seems to be like an adorable outfit, but there are tiny hammers and what appears to be an axe printed on his overall, which are both mildly unsettling considering everything that happened in the Child’s Play movies.

And, of course, he talks. Just in case everything else about this doll didn’t already give you the willies. The freakin’ thing even talks. We tested out all the phrases he says and most of them are pretty innocent, but one of them is just this horrible, anxiety-inducing laugh! So, you know, if you like nightmares, then just listen to this collectible toy laugh.

And for the love of all that’s good, please don’t give this thing to a kid.