Deluxe Pirate Cutlass Sword

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No matter how skilled you may be at tongue-waggling, high sea sailing, and dice throwing, eventually, you're going to have to go face to face with some sort of danger.  It might be pirates, thieves, or even some supernatural beasties!

Either way, it would be a fool's errand to run into all that adventure without the proper equipment to protect yourself.  That keen smile and those daring dreads are going to get you far with bamboozling the constables, but you need a weapon!

FUN DETAILS

Fortunately for you, we keep our warehouses stocked with all the best choices of seafaring weaponry from all the seven seas (and the secret eighth one).  Finish your pirate or swashbuckling regalia with this Deluxe Pirate Cutlass Sword.  Excellent for all ages thanks to its carefully forged (plastic) design, this silver-looking blade will practically gleam until your foes back down or you run them through (kinda).  

THE RIGHT BLADE FOR THE RIGHT (OR LEFT) HAND

You never know what kind of threat you are going to face when the call to adventure comes.  It's crucial that you go into every situation armed with the proper weapon!  It needs to be stylish, shiny, and make the right swoosh when you swing it.  Sharp?  Hmm.  That's pretty optional, actually.