Womens Jazz Time Honey Plus Size Costume Dress
Don't Mean a Thing
That's right. You heard us. Your fancy little restaurant with the cute little bar and stage for live bands doesn't mean anything. Bupkis. Nada. It don't mean a thing... if it ain't got that swing.
We had you going there for a second, didn't we? You thought we were calling your favorite nightspot a flat tire, didn't ya? Nah, doll. We just mean that if your spot's good, it'll have some good tunes. You know what we mean. A killer medley. Some smooth jazz. Something that makes you wanna move. We wanna see dames doing the Charleston. We wanna see fellas dancing the jitterbug. Your place should be up and hopping. That's the sign of a good joint. If you gotta place like that? Well then, we'll be happy to spend all night there with ya.
Your place is like that? Well, then we'll be there with bells on! Pronto! ... Once we figure out what to wear. You see, we do love an excuse to dress up, and this seems like a prime time to do so. Hm. What about something like our Jazz Time Honey Plus Size Dress? This sweet little number has 8 rows of alternating black and silver fringe. This baby will twirl and swing with every step you take, mesmerizing everyone on the dance floor for sure! The straps are covered in black sequins, and it comes with a matching black sequinned headband with jewel and feather attached. This ought to be swanky enough for a night out on the town, no?
Well, now we're just excited. Excited to get all dolled up. Excited to dance. Excited to see this magnificent watering hole you spoke of and the bright night-life that inhabits it. We'll meet you there, ducky!
- Sequin Headband with Feathers
- Fringe Dress
- Jazz Time Honey Plus Size Dress
- 8 rows of alternating black & silver fringe
- Black sequin straps
- Sequin headband with a fastened jewel and feather is also included
|1X||Chest||40" - 50"||102cm - 127cm|
|2X||Chest||43" - 53"||109cm - 135cm|
|3X||Chest||46" - 56"||117cm - 142cm|
|4X||Chest||49" - 59"||124cm - 150cm|
|5X||Chest||51" - 63"||130cm - 160cm|
|6X||Chest||54" - 68"||137cm - 173cm|
|6X||Dress Length||35 1/2"||90cm|
I'm a big woman so I made sure to base the measurements on my hips, since they are my biggest feature.
It looked great and was so much fun.