Ted the Bear Costume

Someone once told us that there’s an old adage, “Teddy Bears have more fun.” We don’t know where this came from, and have a lot of trouble believing that it is an actual adage. But, if you think about Ted the Bear, it’s not hard to see that he has the MOST fun in any situation he finds himself in.

So, if you are thinking that you want to show up and be the life of the party, then this is the way to go, without a doubt. In this Ted the Bear Costume, you’ll have no problem cranking the nightlife up and maybe even drawing in Sam J. Jones for an evening of ribald party hopping. And in this costume, everyone will instantly recognize you--yes you!--as the clear center of attention. Sure, you’ll probably, occasionally, certainly cause some trouble for your best friend, and you may even find yourself in some kind of sticky situations, but you’ll always keep your sharp and sarcastic sense of humor on point.

You just may want to avoid those thunderstorms. We know how much they terrify you. And while this suit is soft and furry--perfect for comfort during a particularly bad storm--it is missing just one, all-important thing...your childhood best friend and irreplaceable thunder buddy! So make sure to grab him before you head out anywhere--not that you could ever forget your best friend. Together, the two of you will always know how to make even the most placid of nights into a crazy story.