Ugly Sweater Stranger Things Christmas Stocking
Filling this officially licensed Stranger Things Christmas stocking up and then turning it upside down would not be recommended. You know, unless you just want to attract the Demogorgon again... But it will be safe so long as you do not, for whatever reason, decide to fill this stocking and then turn it upside down in some sort of symbolic defeat against the Demogorgon and the Upside Down.
Gravity will, unfortunately, work its magic and the contents of the stocking will scatter all over the floor inevitability attracting the Demogorgon all over again. But hey, to each their own. We don't judge. And we recommend filling this stocking to the max. The stranger the better.
Keep your holidays perfectly strange with this officially licensed ugly sweater Stranger Things Christmas stocking. It is made of 100% polyester fabric and measures 19" long. What a fantastically festive stocking with a lined velvet cuff and a full lining inside the stocking with a printed front. It features festive snowflakes, the Stranger Things logo and Stranger Things character graphics. It has an attached rope hanger to hang it wherever you desire. Just remember what we said and make sure you don't hang it upside down. We're still not sure how you would do that anyhow... because, well... gravity. But maybe there are some gravity reversing superpowers out there. And we could get behind that one. That'd be pretty rad.
DEMOGORGON NO MORE
What no more Demogorgon?! Yep, you read that right. Bold claim, right? This thing is like magic or something. We're not sure how it works, but it does its job for sure. But let's say you have gravity reversing superpowers and decide to display your officially licensed ugly sweater Stranger Things Christmas stocking upside down for a symbolic defeat of the Upside Down but forget to extend the gravity reversal to the items inside of the stocking. Therefore, the items scatter everywhere and well... Demogorgon will rear its ugly head. So, it'd be back and the whole "Demogorgon no more" wouldn't exactly stand anymore. Just don't hold that against us. Okay?
- 100% polyester fabric
- Fully lined stocking w/ printed front
- Cuff is lined velvet
- Attached rope hanger
- Officially licensed