Jumbo Caveman Bone Accessory - Plastic

TWO WAYS TO GET A BONE THIS SIZE

The way we see it, there is really only two ways that you end up with a gigantic bone like this. The first way you get it is by killing an animal and taking it from their dead body. This is no easy task. A bone this size would only come out of a truly massive animal, like a mammoth, or a dinosaur. Are you prepared to kill an animal like that? We have a feeling you're not. Luckily for you, the second option is way easier than the first. All you need to do is by the bone from us! Don't worry, we won't tell people that you bought it. 

FUN DETAILS 

This bone is the perfect accessory for a variety of costumes. Our favorite? A caveman costume! Any caveman carrying this bone would have been the coolest caveman on the block. This bone is 17 inches long and is made of plastic, so you don't have to worry that it might be real. 

A JUMBO BONE: AN EVERYDAY TOOL FOR THE NEANDERTHAL

A bone like this was probably an everyday tool for a caveman. Need to hit someone? Use your bone. Need to hammer something into place? Use your bone. Need a spoon to eat your soup? Spoons weren't invented yet, just use your bone! This bone is the only tool you will ever need again, just ask a Neanderthal!