- 100% polyester
- Button shirt
- Brown wig (One size fits most)
- Facial hair is self-adhesive w/ peel-off backing
- NOTE: THIS ITEM IS NOT RETURNABLE IF YOU HAVE OPENED THE WIG PACKAGE OR PEELED OFF THE MUSTACHE
- Officially licensed
|Small||Sleeve Length||24 1/2"||62cm|
|Large||Sleeve Length||25 1/2"||65cm|
Are You Tough as Nails?
Have you felt that something was missing from your life? Are things just too easy? Perhaps the common so-called conveniences and infrastructure of everyday life are making the whole thing just seem... pointless. Well, do we have news for you!? It seems that Pawnee's most hardcore outdoor club has completely taken over Indiana and is quickly expanding to the rest of the world. Make sure that you have made your own drum so you can start marching to its beat because we're going to need a few more SWANSONS.
You may need to brush up on a few skillsets that the rest of the world might argue are no longer needed. Things like rationing food and building tents. Prepare to work very hard building exquisite pieces of art in your own workshop (that may or may not be up to code). Then, take to the lake to relax—which means fishing, of course... with lines or shotguns. Your choice.
If all that sounds like perfection, you only need one more thing to secure your spot as a SWANSON. Naturally, that means gearing up in this Ron Swanson costume. This is an officially licensed design from our in-house Made by Us studios. Don your iconic long-sleeved burgundy shirt and lift up that coffee mug with gusto. (Have you added anything to that cup!?) The shirt features a collared neck, ribbed sleeves, and the iconic argyle, diagonal stripes of Swanson fame. (So long as Tammy hasn't visited recently, anyway.)
Pawnee's Hardcore Handyman
We know that the real Ron Swanson would probably construct his own shirt or pull it directly off a mysterious Pawnee creature with a natural argyle coat. But, our in-house designers all agree that breakfast food is life, so we're pretty sure that you'll feel authentic in this look, anyway.
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