Hydra Red Dragon Costume For Adults
Alright, we know what you are wondering. And the answer is no. If you put on this costume and cut off your arm, you will not grow back two more arms or one arm with two hands. Yes, we know this is how the hydra works, but this is only a costume. No, we have not actually tested it, that would be insane. Whew, glad we got that out of the way.
Hydras are one of the few mythical creatures that we are happy is not real. We wish that unicorns were real, and centaurs, and maybe even dragons. But not hydras. Dragons would be fine! Sure, they breathe fire, but we can handle that. Hydras, on the other hand... Hydras are nasty business. Can you imagine if one of these got loose in your neighborhood? That'd make for a messy situation! We would not even know where to begin when it comes to taking down a hydra.
This costume will turn you into the mythical creature you might know as the hydra! Or rather, it will make you look like one. You won't actually BE one. Can't emphasize that enough. You'll be wearing a jumpsuit that's mostly red and has been detailed to look just like a hydra! At first glance, you might think it looks like a dragon. But then you notice the hands. The hands are covered in mitts that look like two more heads on this crazy beast. That means you'll have three heads!
THE HYDRA: A THIRD AND FINAL REMINDER
We feel the need to emphasize this one last time. This is only a COSTUME and will not give you any of a hydras superpowers. We know it hasn't been tested and we are begging you to please NOT test it yourself. You will not grow back another arm.
- 100% polyester costume
- Soft red dragon print with scale patterns
- One piece bodysuit with attached hood and mittens
- Belly flap opens and secures with Velcro strip
- Elastic trimmed hood with plush Dragon snout
- Mittens have plush Dragon faces
- Slit below mittens to allow hand removal
- Shiny scales line back, sleeves, and tail
- Large plush stuffed tail
- Oversized feet hang over shoes w/o fastening