Beat Boy Skeleton Wig

77/100 FRIGHTS

When someone is riding up an elevator to the doom of their own sanity, there is going to be a certain expectation that not every single floor is going to be a winner.  Not all of them can have the same heart-stopping terror as the rest!

Of course, some might assume we're talking about the 77 floors that involve David S. Pumpkins and how they might fail to horrify.  But, no!  It is the other 23 floors that are missing the real screams of terror.  Any questions!? 

FUN DETAILS

Make sure everyone sees every move you make and gets lured in by the terror of your routine by scaring up the look of Saturday Night Live's most unexpectedly horrifying skit, ever, when you are part of it all with this Beat Boy Skeleton Wig.  The synthetic fibers are bleach-white and so poofy that folks might think you spooked yourself! 

THE REAL SCARY PART...

Folks might wonder why a dancing skeleton is so scary, but that's only because they're forgetting the fact that if they only see a Skeletal Beat Boy that it means they can't see David S. Pumpkins!  Be ready for the thrill of a lifetime when you accentuate your dead look with these spooked up locks.