Men's Super Troopers Mustache and Sunglasses Kit

Alright, Meow

Becoming a State trooper is serious business. You keep the highways safe. That's why you've always got to keep your eye on the prize. There's no way anything could distract you. No, you're above the pranks of your coworkers... even the down-right evil ones that make you question the kindness of humanity. There's no way you're meowing when pulling a citizen over. Do you look like a cat!? You're not jumping around all nimbly-bimbly. Nope, you're all about police work! There will be no need for your captain to give you a talking-to and you certainly won't need to engage in any level of hilarious antics to get revenge. It takes training. It takes diligence. It takes... a great mustache. So take a good look at this picture of Super Trooper mustache fineness. Go ahead, zoom in. Enhance, enhance. 

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There are other mustaches out there but are they licensed Super Trooper staches? No. They're just regular trooper or even police staches. Make a commitment to the characters from your favorite comedy. Otherwise, how are you going to say "liter of cola"  with a straight face? With peel-back stickers to make applying your facial hair easy-breezy, these mustaches are sure to inspire some serious shenanigans.