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Jesus Costume For Adults

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He is Risen

For centuries now both Christians and skeptics have been awaiting the long foretold second coming of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. You had ordinarily stayed out of such religious matters and hadn’t weighed in one way or the other. Lately though, strange thing have been happening to you for which you have no natural explanation. Just yesterday you went fishing with a few of your friends, and after a particularly raucous fight with a pike you fell out of the boat, and to everyone's astonishment, you landed on your feet—on top of the water. That’s not all though, a week ago you sat down for a fancy dinner and try as you might, you couldn’t get to the bottom of the bread basket appetizer. To add to that, every time you attempt to take a sip of water, it tastes suspiciously of wine and leaves you thirstier (and more tipsy) than before. We’re sure there’s a scientific explanation, but in case there’s not, we’ve got the perfect costume to help you acclimate to your new life as a resurrected godling.

FUN Details

This biblical costume is made from 100% polyester and features a robe that has tie closures in back and an attached red sash. Also included is a synthetic wig and beard! The beard has an elastic band to make sure it doesn’t slip in public and cause some sort of crisis of faith should anyone see. Lastly, the plastic crown of thorns completes the costume, because we want people to know that you’re Jesus, but real thorns hurt!

Praise Be

There’s no doubt that being the lord come to Earth is a tough job. There’s going to be a lot of angry and intrigued and intensely helpful people around you from now on, but we know you can handle it. We’re sure you’re dehydrated what with the water-to-wine thing, but we’re sure you’ll figure it out—Jesus looks pretty hydrated in all the pictures of him we’ve seen.  If you’d like to pay homage to the newest iteration of the sun god, or merely poke fun at his worshippers, our Adult Jesus Costume is just the thing to make your Halloween festivities a holy success!

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Items Included
  • Robe w/ Attached Shoulder Drape
  • Crown of Thorns
  • Wig
  • Beard
Size Chart
Small Chest 44" 112cm
Small Robe Length 53" 135cm
Medium Chest 48" 122cm
Medium Robe Length 55" 140cm
Standard Chest 50" 127cm
Standard Robe Length 56" 142cm
X-Large Chest 52" 132cm
X-Large Robe Length 59" 150cm
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