- Eye Patch
- Clip-On Gold Earring
- Satin eye patch w/ elastic cord
- Clip-on hoop earring
Walk the Plank, Scoundrel!
You’re a young pirate, but you’ve succeeded far beyond your years. Already, you’ve secured your own ship, a loyal crew, a few hidden treasures, and even a talking parrot! Pretty impressive—and without a scratch to show for it. Actually, that’s kind of a problem. You’re quite an overachieving pirate, but nobody will take you seriously with that fresh baby face of yours. Our solution: pick up this perfect Satin Pirate Eye Patch w/Earring accessory to add a little more roguishness to your look!
With this patch on, you’ll look far more fearsome when you siege a trading vessel or pull up to shore. Nobody will question your orders or your reputation—you’re obviously not one to mess with!
The best part is, you don’t need to lose an eye to put this patch on! What a relief. Just make sure you choose which eye to cover and stick to it, otherwise things might get confusing and your cover will be blown. This patch is designed to cover the eye and has an elastic cord to stretch around your head. The hoop earring, meanwhile, doesn’t require a piercing—it’s a simple clip-on. This accessory may become your newly coveted treasure!
Pillage the High Seas
With this easy gear, it’s time to sail the high seas and conquer what you like without fear of not being taken seriously. Now all you have to do is come up with a gnarly story about how you lost your eye. Make it riveting and exciting!
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