- Hooded Jumpsuit
- 100% polyester long-pile faux fur
- Jumpsuit has front zipper
- Furry blue jumpsuit has purple polka dots
- Glittery stuffed claws on the attached paws & feet
- Long spotted tail w/ purple spikes attached in back
- Hood has purple horns, spikes, large blue eyes, & white teeth
|Small / Medium||Chest||50"||127cm|
|Small / Medium||Torso||36"||91cm|
|Small / Medium||Length||60"||152cm|
|Large / X-Large||Chest||54"||137cm|
|Large / X-Large||Torso||39"||99cm|
|Large / X-Large||Length||63"||160cm|
So you want to be a top-scarer. Well. Then you've got some training to do.
You think we're joking? We would never joke about something this critical. Only the best will do, so if you want to be the best monster hiding in the closet, then you better be at the top of your scaring game. And in order to do that? Training is the best.
If you're going to take this training seriously, then we'd like to make a few recommendations. You should work on bedroom obstacle courses, creeping practice, maneuvering in the dark, and of course scary noises. You'll need to be able to sneak into a room quietly, scare the pants off a child, and sneak back out all in a matter of seconds. That is no small task.
And naturally, it helps if you look scary. It means a bit less effort on the missions when you get to the part where you actually scare the kid. We're talking giant fangs and claws... wait, you don't have claws? Well how about some sharp looking horns or spikes? Nada? Oh dear.
Well maybe we can help you out in the look department. For instance, what if you wore this monster costume? It's got a blue polyester jumpsuit that's all furry with purple spots. Best yet? there's a hood with horns, claws on the hands and feet, and a tail with a bunch of purple spikes. This way you don't have to work so hard to achieve optimum scare because your look will do it for you! Now, this is meant to help, but it doesn't excuse you from the rest of training. So get to it!
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