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Seinfeld Festivus 5' Pole

Seinfeld Festivus Pole
Seinfeld Festivus Pole
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Product Description
Description

We're sure the holidays started out with pure intentions. An infant born under a bright star in a stable, lanterns that stayed lit for many days and nights with very little oil, a delicious meal with Puritans and their native hosts. But over the years all the holidays have become so commercialized. It doesn't have to be that way. We don't have to participate in fighting over dolls and getting distracted by all that tinsel. We can celebrate a Festivus for the rest of us! 

It's a simple concept. There's no carols, no gifts, you don't even have to cook a turkey! All you need to bring are all your grievances towards your family and they better be cutting. This pole will help you celebrate, no decorating required. It's five feet tall and folds up so it's easy to store. 

So happy Festivus everyone! Oh, and don't forget the feats of strength. We suggest wearing something you can move in. Hey, stop crying and fight your father! 

  • Seinfeld Festivus Pole
  • 10" diameter molded plastic base can be filled w/ water or sand for stability
  • Plastic pole segments twist together then slide into base
  • 5 feet tall when assembled
  • Stickers can be applied to base as desired
  • Officially licensed
Items Included
  • Base
  • 7 Threaded Pole Segments
  • Sticker Sheet
Size Chart
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Size Measurement Standard Metric
Standard Height 5 ft 5 ft
Standard Base Diameter 10" 25cm
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