Plus Size Frankenstein Costume for Adults
Life is a constant string of difficult decisions amid branching paths. There's actually no way to know what's best; you can only know what's best in the moment, which may not be best down the road. It's one of life's paradoxes! You have to know what career to move towards, which kind of schooling to obtain, what kind of diet is right for your priorities and values. And, get this, any “wrong choice” can lead you down a long path that might never be averted! The stress just kills us! Fortunately, there are ways to reinvent yourself. It's tough to begin anew, but there are a few shortcut options that we can help you out with as it pertains to style.
Our recommended recreation process begins with stitching together brand new appendages and animating your life with the power of science! Sounds drastic, we know, but this is a sure-fire path to reinvention. First step is finding doctor who can help out with some of the details. They’re smart. Wise from years. Strong devotion to medicine and science, so you know that they’re going to move through all sorts of experiments to find out the proper way to handle a problem and, that way, we don’t have to deal with all of that trial and error.
This green jacket with attached foam chest and matching pants and monster shoe covers will make you look like you’re a brand new man! The green rubber headpiece with synthetic hair might look a little flat-topped, but, we guarantee that you’ll have a style unlike any other!
As Alive as Possible
Ok. Sooo… admittedly, we probably could have done a little more research on exactly what the good ole’ Dr. meant by helping to “recreate” you and “animate” your life. We might have had a slight miscommunication. So, now you’re a giant green monster with bolts sticking out of your neck, but… it could have been worse! And… we recommend you avoid fire. It seems… bad. Like, the antithesis of life. You have new life, at the very least. That’s for sure. Enjoy!
- Jacket w/ attached shirt
- Shoe covers
- 100% Polyester
- Green jacket with attached foam black chest
- Matching green pants with an elastic waist
- Black monster shoe boot covers
- Green rubber headpiece with black synthetic hair
- NOTE: Actual colors may vary from photo