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Mens Opposuits Bloody Suit

Mens Opposuits Bloody Suit
Mens Opposuits Bloody Suit Mens Opposuits Bloody Suit
Price$99.99
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A man needs a suit for every occasion. Are you reading your dissertation on the anti-obscurantist humanist scholar Johannes Reuchlin to the alumni of the Harvard University Department of Philosophy? Then you know you’ll have to wear your slim-fit charcoal basketweave suit with a crimson silk tie. Are you running for governor in a southern state during the 1920s? Then it’s pretty obvious you’re going to need your powder blue seersucker suit with faint white vertical stripes and a straw pork pie hat while you’re on the campaign trail.

But sometimes life throws a curveball at the well-dressed gentleman. Suppose it’s Halloween and you need an outfit that demonstrates your class at the same time as your understanding of the holiday’s core principle, which is spookiness. Suppose you have perform a lifesaving heart surgery but have a cocktail party just afterward and need to wear something that won’t show blood stains. Suppose you’re just a really dapper, twisted guy? What’s the right suit for you in those situations?

Simple: The Opposuits Bloody Suit. This well made, slim fitted suit says two things -- that you’re a worldly man of class, and that you’re spattered in blood. When you wear this on the street, other men will steer clear of you because they know how frumpy they would look if compared to your presence. Police officers will run up to you to ask you very personal questions, probably because they’re enamoured with your style. Simply put, you’ll look bloody good in this suit.

  • Men's OppoSuits Bloody Suit
  • 100% polyester, 200% amazing according to the product label
  • Suit jacket is fully lined
  • 2 button closure in jacket front, false pocket flaps
  • Necktie matches suit, and it's not a clip on so learn how to tie a tie already!
  • Pants have button and hook closure over zipper
  • Front and back pants pockets
  • Pants intentionally long for styling on casual footwear
  • Some tailoring may be required, suits are made to be tailored w/ ease
  • *NOTE: OppoSuits have a slim-fit design, please consult size chart
Items Included
  • Jacket
  • Pants
  • Tie
Size Chart
Size Measurement Standard Metric
38 Chest < 41 1/2" < 105cm
38 Pants Waist < 34 1/2" < 88cm
38 Pants Inseam < 33" < 84cm
40 Chest < 43" < 109cm
40 Pants Waist < 35" < 89cm
40 Pants Inseam < 33 1/2" < 85cm
42 Chest < 44 1/2" < 113cm
42 Pants Waist < 36" < 91cm
42 Pants Inseam < 34" < 86cm
44 Chest < 46" < 117cm
44 Pants Waist < 37 1/2" < 95cm
44 Pants Inseam < 34 1/2" < 88cm
46 Chest < 48" < 122cm
46 Pants Waist < 39" < 99cm
46 Pants Inseam < 34 3/4" < 88cm
48 Chest < 50 1/2" < 128cm
48 Pants Waist < 41" < 104cm
48 Pants Inseam < 35" < 89cm
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