Mallard Duck Adult Men's Costume
If You Can’t Beat ‘Em
Your local pond used to be a great place for swimming, fishing, and all-around relaxing and having a nice time with your friends and family. But now it’s overrun…with ducks. It’s not like ducks are the most fearsome creatures in the animal kingdom—at least as individuals. But if you get a whole paddling of them together…well, then you have yourselves an invasion of your favorite pond. So, if they won’t let you enjoy your summer afternoons as a person, well then, simply throw on this Mallard Duck costume and become one of them!
In this astonishing disguise, the ducks won’t even know you aren’t one of their group. They’ll quack and honk and you can swim around and have all the fun you’re used to. It’s a perfect plan! Just make sure they don’t catch you speaking to anyone else. It’ll give you away!
This exclusive waterfowl disguise consists of a tunic that zips up in the back and features colorful wings to blend in with the bold colors and styles of real mallard ducks. The pants are a bright orange to match ducks legs, and have shirred fabric for movement and style—you may not be able to kick underwater as fast as ducks, but you’ll still look fantastic. Finally, a colorful headpiece can shape and form to your liking. You’ll be so well disguised, the ducks will have no way of telling you’re not one of them and you’ll be free to enjoy the waters, undisturbed.
Don’t Give Away the Game
That is unless, of course, they start communicating with you. Our suggestion: just pretend you’re one of those strong, silent-type ducks. Surely those exist. Because the moment you start honking, then you’ll be in trouble, and you’ll never get back to your swimming spot. Good luck!
- Pair of Shoe Covers
- Mallard Duck Adult Costume
- 100% polyester
- Tunic has center back zipper
- Tunic has colorful wings
- Pants have elastic waist
- Pants have shirred fabric for movement and style
- Colorful headpiece has hook and loop fasteners under the chin
- Headpiece contains polyurethane foam for shaping
- Belly stuffed with polyester filling for shaping
- Pair of slippers shaped like webbed feet
|Standard||Tunic Length (from top of head to hemline)||43"||109cm|
|Standard||Pant Waist||38" - 48"||97cm - 122cm|
|X-Large||Tunic Length (from top of head to hemline)||44"||112cm|
|X-Large||Pant Waist||42" - 52"||107cm - 132cm|