Child Deluxe Shoulder Pads

Is it bad that when we see these deluxe shoulder pads, we don’t immediately think of “football star”? Instead, we imagine some kind of post-apocalyptic world in which dangerous mutants lurk around every corner and you need some reliable modern protection to keep those monsters at bay. These shoulder pads, which may have been once used for some kind of sporting event, are now any kid’s first line of defense against getting tackled by a mutant. Does that make us… weird?

Okay, so maybe mutants aren’t on the top of the list when it comes to reasonable worries, but maybe making your kid look like the star quarterback of the team is! These deluxe shoulder pads, which are made by trusted sporting goods company, Franklin, will have your kid looking ready to call the plays and make the winning touchdown pass. Just make sure you practice tossing the old pigskin around to make sure your kid has the skills to complement his new sporty look.

Of course, if you want to cosplay your child up as a rad mutant-fight from a post-apocalyptic world with these shoulder pads, there’s nothing stopping you…