Women's Bad to the Bone Costume
Got a Bone to Pick
Alright, so we've got a pet-peeve we need to get off our chests. How is it that no one finds the upper arm humerous? No, okay, all joking aside, we've got mad appreciation for our skeletal systems and we think they deserve a little credit. It annoys the crap out of us that people take their ability to stand in place for granted. Like, if you didn't have bones, do you know what you would be? A pile of squishy flesh and organs on the ground, that's what.
All we're saying is that our skeletons deserve a little attention. Maybe, just maybe we should try to show them off a little. Of course, that's kind of hard to do seeing as they're the core part of your body, giving the rest of your body a frame to rest on. So no pulling them out for show-and-tell. Oh! We've got an idea.
What if you wear your love of bones on your sleeve? Like literally? Like, wear something with bones on it? No, not actual bones. That would firstly be kind of gross to have someone else's bones on you, and secondly be completely impractical to attach bones to clothing. No, we mean like pictures of them. Something like our Bad to the Bone Costume. This mainly polyester outfit comes with a long-sleeved black bodysuit with back zipper and garters attached at the leg openings. Also, a representation of your skeletal system is printed on the body and arms. That's right. Radius, Ulna, Ribs, Sternum, Clavicle... the whole shebang. The outfit also comes with thigh-high stocking also printed with bones on the front (they fasten to the garters of the body suit). That way everyone can see how serious you are about your bones.
No Guts, No Worries
Don't worry about skin and muscles and organs and all that jazz. There are plenty of other people who vocalize their admiration for those body systems all the time. For now, you just focus on touting the fabulousness of your phalanges. The vivacity of your vertebrae. The poshness of your patella. We're pretty sure you'll win people over to Camp Skeleton in no time.
- Pair of Thigh-High Stockings
- Women's Bad to the Bone Costume
- 95% polyester/5% spandex stretch knit fabric
- Long-sleeved bodysuit has back zipper, printed skeleton on body & arms
- Bodysuit has garters attached at leg openings
- Thigh-high stockings have printed bones on front. Fasten to garters of bodysuit
|X-Small/Small||Chest||30" - 32"||76cm - 81cm|
|X-Small/Small||Waist||24" - 26"||61cm - 66cm|
|Small/Medium||Chest||32" - 34"||81cm - 86cm|
|Small/Medium||Waist||28" - 30"||71cm - 76cm|
|Medium/Large||Chest||34" - 36"||86cm - 91cm|
|Medium/Large||Waist||30" - 32"||76cm - 81cm|
|Large/X-Large||Chest||36" - 38"||91cm - 97cm|
|Large/X-Large||Waist||32" - 34"||81cm - 86cm|