Toddler Ahoy Matey Pirate Costume

Avast!

Ahoy, ye filthy land-lubber! We be part of the FUN.com pirate crew and we be looking for new pirates to join with the crew! Be warned! Our voyages be filled with many a dangerous passage, and all the monsters of da sea be after our treasure... Ahem. Er, that is, we had a really tough time crossing the parking-lot this morning as those stupid squirrels were after our lunches again. Ugh. Hate them. 

Yeah, okay, so we might not be real pirates. But who wants to be a real pirate anyway? Real pirates lived in the age of scurvy! Without toothbrushes! We're more than happy to play pirate in the modern day instead, where we can buckle-swashes, and then go home to a nice bubble bath at the end of the day. As a matter of fact, we're pretty sure that's the best deal any pirate could ever hope for. So how about it. Does anyone you know want to be a pirate?

Fun Details

Because, if you do know someone who has a penchant for piracy, we might have just the thing for them. Our Toddler Ahoy Matey Pirate Costume would be perfect for any little pirates with high aspirations. This outfit comes with black pants with jagged hemlines and an elastic waistband, complete with red patches on the leg. The white shirt has attached red vest panels edged in metallic gold trim, and the cuffs of the shirt are ragged as well. It also comes with a bandana and waist tie in red and black stripes, with gold-colored skull buckles attached. Now, how piratical is that? 

A Pirate's Life

Of course, if your little pirate wants to join our crew, they must first prove their bravery on the treacherous asphalt straight... that is, are they brave enough to cross the parking lot without letting the squirrels have their snack? That would be a mighty brave pirate indeed.