Deluxe Furry Brown Bear Mens Costume
PREPARE FOR ALL THE HUGS
We humans have a pretty great lot in life. Top of the food chain (barring unusual accidents and the eventual arrival of the dragons or our alien overlords) and opposable thumbs, not to mention the invention of the Internet and time gates (arriving for public use in 2041). But, with as advanced as we are, we also bring in a whole lot of additional complications. And, as everyone knows, the more complex something is, the harder we can get it when it fails!
So, that means that when we do hit the bottom rung of the human ladder (or even slip a few steps), we're in need of some serious comfort! And it can be rough to try to seek that out! So, when you see an opportunity for a good bear hug, folks are going to dive for that with some crazy intensity. We appreciate your intention to explore your life as a fuzzy bear; we're just warning you. Prepare for lots of hugs.
In order to help you in your quest for beardom, we've put together this perfect and very slightly protective Deluxe Furry Brown Bear Men's Costume. This bodysuit has a back zipper for easy wear and sewn mitts so you won't lose your hugging paws. The matching slippers are fuzzy as heck and include some anti-skid faux leather souls for added comfort and to ensure you can walk on the linoleum without slipping all over the place. The fabric lined hood guarantees comfort when you engage into your full transformation. And, the fuzzy. Oh, be ready!
BEARS AND BEAR HUGS AND MORE HUGS, OH MY!
It isn't often you see a big ole bear coming into your house. Generally, if they do, they're pretty stuffed and inanimate. Occasionally, they're real ones and that's a problem. But, when they are adorably fuzzy bear-human hybrids, you know that it is bear hug time! Get ready to be the center of attention!
- 100% polyester faux fur
- Bodysuit has back zipper; mitts are sewn to sleeve cuffs but fold back to free the hands
- Hood has fabric lining, ears on top; fastens with Velcro under chin
- Slippers have anti-skid faux leather soles
- Bodysuit with Attached Mitts
- Pair of Slippers
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