Ninjas are the epitome of stealth. Can you think of anyone more stealthy than a ninja? Probably not. If you think you can, then why don't you just say that to the ninja that just snuck up behind you. Just kidding! There's no ninja there. Unless this was some kind of weird coincidence. Then again, we can't be certain there is no ninja there. They might be there, with you right now. And you can't see them because they are just too stealthy. Dang it, now we are looking over our own shoulder too... How can we ever be certain that there isn't a ninja in the room?
And if there is a ninja here, what do they want? Are they going to use their martial arts on us? Part of us thinks it would be really cool to see, but the other half thinks it would really hurt, so we are kind of torn on whether or not we want them to attack... Oh well, they probably aren't here anyway. Probably.
This Women's Deadly Ninja Costume is perfect for any ninja activities you might partake in! This costume comes all in one piece, with the red interlock ties sewn to the top and the pant legs. Matching red ties can be found on elbow length fingerless gloves you will be sporting! This costume also comes with a red waist sash, which measures 7', so that you can wear it however you want! The final touch on our ninja costume would be the mask, which is essential for keeping your ninja identity a secret.
We know that you could totally use your ninja costume for evil purposes. With such a perfect costume, there is almost nowhere you couldn't sneak into, nothing you couldn't steal. We just ask that you please do not use our ninja costume for evil; it's just really bad for publicity, it'd be a whole thing we'd have to deal with, a real hassle, you know? Thank you for understanding. Have fun!