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Women's Mortuary Mama Costume

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Mortuary Mama Costume
Product Description

IMMORTALITY IS SUCH HARD WORK

Some tend to complain that they have hard jobs.  They work many hours a day or have to engage in complicated intellectual choices or endure trying physical stress.  Sometimes both!  And, sometimes, they have to do both at once and they get no breaks and they don't even get to pick their hours!  Now, those are the tough jobs.  We're pretty sure that they call it motherhood.  It sounds real tough and keeps going until those kiddos move off to college!

But, when your tykes and yourself are immortal, well, that gets way more trying!  Suddenly, not only are the hours kind of eternal, they're pretty literally unending.  Sure, some of the strife is banished by the realization that your kids can't actually get hurt, so worrying about their physical safety isn't such a bother.  But, immortals can still have their feelings hurt... or worse, they can turn around and get vengeance on others for hurting their feelings! 

FUN DETAILS

Well, you seem like you have everything together, so maybe you can help give your fellow immortal mommies some tips.  To make sure you're recognized, slide into this alluring Women's Mortuary Mama Costume.  This long tapered black dress zips in the back and has sequin accents on the front.  Lace sleeves have glittering sequins throughout and end in lovely lace cuffs.  The dress skirt features sheer lace designs as well, all with the dark undertones of the shadowy and intriguing world from which you come.  (Oops, we didn't mean witch!)  

AN ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL EVENING... *SMILE*

When you live a world that is a little left from what those "normal" folk might do, you can sometimes come face to face with a bit of judgment.  But, remember that we're all enamored by how unique and astonishing you are and, deep down, we all want to be just like you and your family.  *snap snap* 

$49.99-$59.99
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Items Included
  • Dress
Product Highlights
  • Women's Mortuary Mama Costume
  • 100% polyester fabrics
  • Dress has back zipper; front has lace applique w/ sequin accents
  • Lace sleeves have sequin accents and attached lace cuffs
  • Dress skirt has sequin accents w/ sheer lace insets
Size Chart
S M L XL
Size Measurement Standard Metric
Small Dress Chest 28" 71cm
Small Dress Waist 24" 61cm
Small Dress Length 63" 160cm
Medium Dress Chest 30" 76cm
Medium Dress Waist 26" 66cm
Medium Dress Length 64" 163cm
Large Dress Chest 32" 81cm
Large Dress Waist 28" 71cm
Large Dress Length 64" 163cm
X-Large Dress Chest 34" 86cm
X-Large Dress Waist 30" 76cm
X-Large Dress Length 65" 165cm
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