Seinfeld: Happy Festivus Board Game

Stop crying and Fight Your Father!

A lot can go wrong when anyone's family celebrates Christmas. You know the basic disasters. Timmy doesn't get the right LEGO set that he asked Santa for causing frantic tears and howls. Aunt Lydia might over decorate causing the pine bows on the mantle to catch fire after she lets a gingerbread scented candle burn for too long. Dad might smile tightly at receiving yet another unbearable twenty-dollar tie but everyone knows it's just going to gather dust in his closet.

With all the drama and stress from spending money and traveling, it's almost enough to make you exchange your Christmas tree for an aluminum pole. So maybe it's time to take a leaf out of Mr. Costanza's book. After all, grievances will be aired one way or another, why not air them in a game format?

Fun Details

You know the Festivus drill. Don your gay apparel, stretch for the amazing feats of strength, and let your irritation muscle shine cause it's time for the holiday season! This game will give you and yours and inside look at Festivus without getting anyone in trouble with their boss. Trot the aluminum pole game piece around the board and watch as those closest to you flex their muscles and vent their frustrations. Let the holly jolly carolers celebrate their own way, this game is for the rest of us!