Premium Thing 1 and Thing 2 Infant Costume

Things Are Happening! (Literally)

There once was a baby, quite bouncy and small,
Who caused little messes with no fear at all.
With a mop of blue fuzz and a mischievous grin,
They were ready to let all the Seuss-ness begin.
"Thing 1 or Thing 2?"—you don't have to choose!
This costume's got patches you simply can use.
They'll wriggle and giggle and tumble with flair,
In red cozy softness and wild Minky hair!

Fun Details

This cozy cuddle-plush onesie is the stuff of bedtime rhymes and naptime dreams. It fastens up the front with a hook-and-loop strip that even the Cat in the Hat could manage in a hurry, and features snap openings at the crotch—because diaper changes wait for no man, beast, or mythical feline in a stovepipe hat. The belly is polyfill-stuffed for that perfectly plump cartoon silhouette, so your little rascal can wobble around like they just leapt off the page.

But wait! The shag is strong with this one. The attached Minky hood is wildly blue and furiously fuzzy, replicating that iconic Thing 'do with alarming accuracy. The embroidered belly badge swaps between "Thing 1" and "Thing 2," so whether you've got a solo chaos machine or a matching duo, you're covered. Bonus: matching gloves and booties come included! The gloves have rib-knit cuffs to stay put on tiny grabby hands, and the booties have rubberized soles for early walkers and power-crawlers alike.

Two Thumbs Up for Things

Whether they're stirring up trouble or just crawling after Cheerios, your baby is about to become the most adorable disruption to hit the household since a six-foot-tall cat came through the door. Snap your pics, prep for giggles, and remember: today's "Thing" is tomorrow's blackmail photo.