Humbug Nightgown Costume for Men

Bah Humbug, It’s Bedtime

When you’ve had it up to here with carolers, holiday cheer, and anyone daring to be joyful after 8 p.m., it’s time to slip into the ultimate grumpy gentleman’s uniform: the Men’s Humbug Nightgown Costume. Inspired by everyone’s favorite miser, this look says, “I do not approve of your merriment,” while also whispering, “I nap aggressively.”

Perfect for haunting your hallway with a candle and deep emotional repression, this costume lets you step right into the drafty slippers of Ebenezer Scrooge himself. Warning: sudden ghost visitations may occur.

Fun Details

Made from 100% cotton gauze, the nightgown features long sleeves with buttoned cuffs and a buttoned placket at the chest—classic details that give off “19th-century discomfort with feelings” in the best way. It’s built like a regular shirt, only longer and more judgmental.

The included cone-shaped nightcap completes the look, so you’re ready to shuffle angrily toward a cold fireplace at a moment’s notice. Just add scowling, muttering, and perhaps a dramatic gasp or two when the spirits arrive. Slippers and candle not included, but a general air of disapproval is strongly encouraged.

Sleep Like a Miser, Dream Like a Reformed Man

Whether you’re reenacting a classic tale of holiday redemption or just really into historic sleepwear, this Humbug Nightgown Costume brings the drama—and the comfort. Ideal for plays, parties, or refusing to tip delivery drivers until the third ghost shows up. Merry, begrudging Christmas!