Men's Crash Test Dummy Costume

A Crash Course in Cool

You’re a good driver, right? No major incidents on your record. Your insurance premium is low. You keep to the speed limit, use your turn signals, and never, ever, think a yellow light means speed up through the intersection right? Of course you don’t! Safety is the best policy, obviously. We would never advise otherwise. But…if you do have that itch, that little drive to be a little more risky when you’re behind the wheel, throw on this Crash Test Dummy Costume and show people that you know exactly what colliding headlong into a wall at 40 miles-an-hour is like.

Or, you know, watch a bunch of videos and commercials about the day-to-day activities of crash test dummies. Either way, you’ll feel the thrill of high-speed impact when you zip yourself into this jumpsuit that resembles the one the major car manufacturers use in their Crash Test Dummy simulations. Just remember: your limbs can’t be popped back on, so don’t go out crashing test cars for real!

Fun Details

You'll nail you hilarious look in this exclusive costume, which comes styled as a jumpsuit with all-over printed details amd a front zip. Included with the suit are stretch knit gloves and a mask with elastic headband to complete the look. This costume will leave you feeling like an adrenaline-fueled driver who handles high-impact collisions on a daily basis!

Caution, Caution…

Just remember, this is a costume! You have an excellent driving record. You keep your hands at ten and two. You don’t have interchangeable parts like a real crash test dummy. In no way should you drive dangerously or inappropriately just to imitate the feeling of a crash test simulation. Leave that to the professionals, and leave yourself safe, enjoying the cool comfort of a crash test dummy, but one that’s off the clock.