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Men's Suitmeister Basic Pimp Tiger Suit

Men's OppoSuits Basic Pimp Tiger Suit
Men's OppoSuits Basic Pimp Tiger Suit Men's OppoSuits Basic Pimp Tiger Suit
Price$59.99
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We spent a summer pimpin’ once. It’s true. We had heard that “pimpin’ ain’t easy” from what we understood to be a highly reputable authority on the subject, but we begged to differ. We had spent the previous summer learning how to play accordion, and we could already play a passable Chicken Dance by August, so how hard could pimpin’ be for hot stuff like us? So we went all out. We got several pounds of gaudy and extremely expensive “bling” (aka jewelry), a gold cane and chalice, a coat made out of what had once been very cute and fuzzy animals, and then we had all we needed to live the pimp life.

It went well at first, but pretty soon we noticed people were behaving very differently around us. Standoffish, if you will. We attributed this to intimidation, that they perceived how obviously at the top of the food chain we were, and kept their distance accordingly. The police were far from taken aback at our image, however, and often slowed down to admire us while they drove by. Then we got overheated thanks to the superior insulative value of our chinchilla coat and we passed out from heat stroke. We woke up at home in bed with a cool glass of freshly squeezed lemonade which mummy had prepared just for us.

And so, we come before you to admit that yes, pimpin’ ain’t easy at all! (We never even figured out just how we were supposed to make money at it. Go Figure!) But for those few fine days, we looked amazing, and now so can you thanks to our Suitmeister Basic Pimp Tiger Suit. An accessible and handsome solution for those interested in the pimp life themselves, this comfortable jacket, pants, and tie ensemble will make you look positively splendid, just like a supposed pimp ought to! Word!

  • Men's SuitMeister Basic Pimp Tiger Suit
  • 100% polyester
  • Suit jacket is fully lined
  • 2 button closure in jacket front, false pocket flaps
  • Necktie matches suit, and it's not a clip on so learn how to tie a tie already!
  • Pants have elastic bands at sides for fit
  • Zipper fly with button top
  • 2 front and 1 back pants pocket
  • *NOTE: suits have a slim-fit design, please consult size chart
Items Included
  • Jacket
  • Pants
  • Tie
Size Chart
S M L XL
Size Measurement Standard Metric
Small US Suit Size 34 - 36 34 - 36
Small Chest < 40" < 102cm
Small Pants Waist < 33 1/2" < 85cm
Small Pants Inseam < 32 1/2" < 83cm
Medium US Suit Size 38 - 40 38 - 40
Medium Chest < 43" < 109cm
Medium Pants Waist < 35" < 89cm
Medium Pants Inseam < 33 1/2" < 85cm
Large US Suit Size 42 - 44 42 - 44
Large Chest < 46" < 117cm
Large Pants Waist < 37 1/2" < 95cm
Large Pants Inseam < 34" < 86cm
X-Large US Suit Size 44 - 48 44 - 48
X-Large Chest < 50 1/2" < 128cm
X-Large Pants Waist < 41" < 104cm
X-Large Pants Inseam < 35" < 89cm
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