Green Army Man Costume

Remember back when you were a kid? You’d spend hours setting up your Army Men throughout the house, gearing them up for the most epic war. Can you recall long, sunny afternoons spent in battle with your best friend from next door, watching your little green guys fly through the grass, defending their territory as you made your best machine gun noises and explosion sounds?

Well, it’s time to gear up for a nostalgia fest! Now you can relive those epic wars and backyard battles in full-sized form with this Green Army Man Costume! Based on the classic toy, this costume looks just like the molded plastic recruits of your youth, so you get to appear freshly cut and new out of the toy box. Trust us, it is actually a really cool effect. Let’s be honest, the newfangled toys of today are all bells and whistles, but nothing can compare to the simplicity and timelessness of a true classic. So grab a group of buddies and get the whole crew to reenact those climactic clashes from your childhood. Of course, now that you have the benefit of technology, you can even snap some pretty great pictures of your front line.

So what are you waiting for? We gave you an order, private! Paint your face grass green, slip on the pants and shirt, and strap on this military issue helmet. It’ll be just like the good ole’ days--except this time, no one has to go back home when it starts to get dark outside!