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Goin' Clubbin' Cave-lady Costume

Women's Clubbin' Caveman Costume
Women's Clubbin' Caveman Costume
Product Description

On the Rocks

People have the wrong idea about cave people. They think you were all work and no play! Sure, life was hard back then—food needed to be hunted, fires started, and clothing made. You couldn't walk into a grocery store and buy your chicken breasts and chips and artisan cheese like you can now. There were no thermostats and no gas fireplaces and no electricity. Oh, and there were dinosaurs. Some would try to eat you. So, things were a struggle. There wasn't even sophisticated language yet!

But, it's not true you weren't able to let your hair down for a night. A few caves over was the Rock Bar, and everyone in your clan knew it was the spot to see and be seen around the settlement. When the babies were asleep and the meat hung up to dry, folks would pour into the Rock Bar to grunt about the day's goings on and lament the callouses on their bare feet. And everyone knew you couldn't wear your day skins to the Rock Bar. Nope. This Goin' Clubbin' Cave-lady Costume embodies the spirit of the Rock Bar: fun, flirty, and totally prehistoric! 

Fun Details

This "evening" attire is comprised of a leopard print dress with a classic sweetheart neckline. Ribbon ties and "bones" adorn the bodice, while matching leopard arm and leg wraps keep your extremities warm on a chilly walk to the bar. The double-layer skirt has a jagged hemline for that "I just may have had a run-in with a saber-tooth cat" air of mystery, and we recommend leaving your hair down and natural to play up this wild look!

Last Call

Times were hard for your cave folk. We're glad to hear you had a place to let loose. And we're confident this look helped elevate the establishment to elite status. You're kind of an "it" cavegirl now, huh? 

$34.99-$39.99
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Items Included
  • Dress
  • Leg wraps
  • Arm wraps
Product Highlights
  • 100% polyester faux fur
  • Leopard print dress has sweetheart neckline & back zipper
  • Ribbon waist ties have plastic "bones"
  • Arm wraps fasten w/ Velcro & w/ faux suede ties
  • Leg wraps are tied w/ ribbon laces
  • 2-layer skirt has jagged hemline
Size Chart
S M L XL
Size Measurement Standard Metric
Small Chest 32" 81cm
Small Waist 26" 66cm
Small Length 32" 81cm
Medium Chest 36" 91cm
Medium Waist 28" 71cm
Medium Length 33" 84cm
Large Chest 38" 97cm
Large Waist 30" 76cm
Large Length 34" 86cm
X-Large Chest 40" 102cm
X-Large Waist 33" 84cm
X-Large Length 34" 86cm
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