A Passing Daydream
Do you ever just look out your office window and think you belong to a different decade? You weren’t meant for beige office walls and the sound of the printer coughing up paper, uninspiring elevator music, all that breakroom cake. Well, don’t spend another minute daydreaming—because it sounds like you belong in the era of disco! Throw on this Women’s Disco Doll Costume, strut your way around the office, and high kick some life back into the monotone space.
Maybe even get a hold of whomever controls the elevator and switch it up to some Bee Gees or Earth, Wind, and Fire. Trust us, it will pump some blood back into everyone’s daily activities, and will help you focus more on your own success. The groovy jives of disco make everything more enjoyable!
In this bold and decade-defining outfit, you’ll have no problem swinging your hips on the way to the watercooler, or spinning into a full split while waiting for your fax to go through. The costume is completely covered in rainbow iridescent sequins to make sure you catch every eye in the lunchroom. It also features padded cups, an elastic back band, and neck ties to fit for your comfort as you bump from one great disco song to the next all day long. The legs, obviously, have wide bell-bottom openings (what would a disco look be without those?), and a pink sequined elastic belt is secured with a metal clasp. Add some huge hoops and trust us, you can’t get a more disco styling look than this!
An Office Revolution
Don’t listen to any HR squares talking about “office appropriate” or “workplace conduct.” You’re injecting some energy and life into your office. This is your calling—you daydream about it endlessly; it’s time to make it action! Now swap out those sensible pumps for some platforms!