Crusader Sword and Shield
A Divine Mission
So your roommate kicked you and a few of your friends out of your apartment, huh? That’s a rough deal. He didn’t even need it for anything; he just wanted you gone for a while. Oh, you're saying he does this all the time? Well, we can’t just let that stand. Pick up this Toy Crusader Shield and Sword, grab your friends and some armor, and take back the place that you pay half the rent for every month!
When you bust in through the door with your crew, wielding this fearsome shield and sword and the might of legal occupancy, your roommate will have no choice but to let you back to your room and share the living room in mutually agreed upon shifts.
This equipment is bound to strike fear in the heart of anybody bold enough to stand in your way. The shield has woven handles and engraved dragons for decoration and to intimidate your foes. Meanwhile, the sword fits perfectly into the shield for storage. You’ll never misplace one without the other!
Reap the Rewards of Victory
So, when you and your crew finally emerge victorious against the wrath of your roommate, enjoy the spoils of sitting on the couch and kicking your feet up. You’ve earned it! But hey, you may want to consider getting a new roommate. This seems like a stressful living situation.
- Made of plastic
- Shield w/ woven handles and engraved dragons
- Sword fits in shield for storage