Kid's Dragon Ball Z Super Saiyan Goku Wig

So, uhh, remember that time you told us you found your newly adopted child in the woods, and he had a tail? And then, after you got that tail removed, he started showing some pretty remarkable strength and fighting abilities? Remember how we said that you might have a young Saiyan child on your hands, but you ignored us?

Well, we’re pretty sure he went Super Saiyan down at Thomas Jefferson Elementary last Thursday. He was squaring off against a bully named Fred, or Freya, or Freezer, something like that, and his hair turned all blonde, and you know what? We think you need to get him this Child Super Saiyan Goku Wig. Not just because his buzzcut won’t let his newly blonde hair get all crazy and wild and vertical like all the other Super Saiyans, but because everyone else needs to know he’s a Super Saiyan, not just some punk with a dye job from the early 2000s.

We’ll leave it up to you to decide what to do. But we’ll reiterate, this wig is pretty awesome, and may just help your little planet defender harness all that power and energy towards the next big threat--we heard some big bully named Cid, or Seth, or Cell just moved into town.