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Women's Storybook Witch Costume

Womens Storybook Witch Costume
Womens Storybook Witch Costume
Price$49.99
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Description

A Goblin’s Economy

You’re an accomplished witch. You studied at the best witchcraft academy in North America, and took courses abroad with some of the most notable names in Great Britain and France. You have a strong flair for powerful spells, potion making, and especially, the cultivation of magical herbs. You have many commendations from MGOs (Magical Governmental Organizations...duh), and by all accounts, you should have a bright career in the direction of your choosing. But, economies—even magical ones— sometimes just don’t go the way we plan (did you know a bad magical economy is known as a “Goblin’s Economy”? Now you do!) So yes, we suggest you pick up this Storybook Witch Adult Costume, and pick up some side gigs scaring non-magical kids at birthday parties until this hard-hitting Goblin's Economy is a thing of "once upon a time."

We know, we know, that’s not the most dynamic demand on your skills. But, every great success story starts with a bit of a bumpy road. All true artists need good side jobs that allow them plenty of time to practice their craft. So, jump on board and master the subtlety of your spellcraft in your spare time, honing in on how to make magic without anybody being able to tell. See it as an opportunity, lady!

Fun Details

We know that real witches like you don’t normally dress like this—you have jeans and sweaters and stuff, to blend in. But in this storybook style get up, you’ll have all the non-magical people fearing your evil powers, and hey, that’s fun! This dress comes in ruffled layers various shades of green (frogskin, newt, mugwort), and the high collar and puffed sleeves recall a medieval classic style (plus, they’re a hoot to wear). Finally, the pointy hat, complete with attached ribbons and a black mesh veil, finishes the look—perfect for entertaining all those kids. And who knows? You may just get extra inspiration from this classic witchy ensemble!

Double Double Toil and Fun

Who knows, you might find your calling in working with kids. And once you get the hang of it, you can cast an Enjoyment Hex to ensure maximum effect. And yes, you can increase the chances of a jam-packed schedule if you pass around Draught of Euphoria to all the kids’ parents. But that doesn’t mean that sense of endearment you feel after a good afternoon isn’t worth it. And here you thought it was only a side gig!

  • 100% Polyester
  • High Collar and big puffy sleeves
  • Lime green ribbon laces up the front
  • Sides of gown are cinched
  • Center of gown has cascading glitter tulle in various greens
  • Pointy hat is plush and has attached ribbons and black mesh veil
Items Included
  • Dress
  • Hat
Size Chart
Size Measurement Standard Metric
Small/Medium Chest 32" - 36" 81cm - 91cm
Small/Medium Waist 25" - 30" 64cm - 76cm
Small/Medium dress length 57" 145cm
Medium/Large Chest 36" - 40" 91cm - 102cm
Medium/Large Waist 28" - 34" 71cm - 86cm
Medium/Large dress length 60" 152cm
X-Large Chest 38" - 42" 97cm - 107cm
X-Large Waist 34" - 38" 86cm - 97cm
X-Large dress length 60" 152cm
1X/2X Chest 46" - 48" 117cm - 122cm
1X/2X Waist 40" - 44" 102cm - 112cm
1X/2X dress length 60" 152cm
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