Wonder Woman Logo Canvas Women's Shoes

Do you know the worst part about being a female superhero? The unrealistic expectation of fancy footwear.

Seriously. What idiot thought that high-heels were practical? Because they're not. Sure, people have tried to make that "stiletto as a weapon" point before but that weak defense doesn't counteract the impossibility of running in six-inch heels much less pulling off sweet parkour moves! If a hero is climbing a building or chasing down a baddie, then they'll need flexibility. Traction. Something that can go through rough territory and keep heroic toes safe and snug and dry and a little arch support wouldn't hurt.

Sadly, most of these shoes aren't too fabulous looking. Grannie's orthopedics look great with her polyester slacks but might not jive with an elastic superhero ensemble. Not that a hero's shoes have to be fabulous looking, it's just kind of a nice perk if you put so much effort into your outfit. You kind of want your shoes to match too, you know? So a little bit of practicality and some flair would be perfect.

For instance, these Wonder Woman Logo Canvas Women's Shoes have a great rubber anti-slip sole, canvas upper, elastic vents, and are printed in the patriotic colors of Wonder Woman herself (with her logo and everything). See? Cute and functional. They'll look great when you're going incognito, wearing jeans on the street and their elastic tongue will make them easy to slip off for when you need to change in that tight phone booth. Wait a sec, Wonder Woman does that, right?