Women's I Am R2D2 Fashion T-Shirt
Beep-boop! What’s that, honey? Dwooooot, you’ll reply. Unlike the galaxy’s luckiest––or maybe unluckiest, considering who he keeps ending up owned by––plucky little astromech droid, you might have a hard time getting away with disguising all your presumably witty and sometimes obscene retorts in binary droidspeak. But that shouldn’t stop you from trying! While you won’t be able to store holograhpic messages, spare lightsabers, or electroshock appendages in the slots on the front of your chassis––it’s just an all-over print––you have pockets, and perhaps a bag, luxuries the working droid is not afforded.
R2-D2 and C-3PO are characters without any status in the Star Wars universe. They’re bought and sold like property and ignored until they’re needed. Their safety is an afterthought at best. And can you blame the rest of the characters? They might not know it, but we know the fussy C-3PO was assembled from garbage, and R2-D2 is a glorified Roomba. But maybe some time in R2’s skin will give you an idea of what a droid’s lot in life it like. (Hint: it’s to suffer.) Sooner or later, you’ll be treating your appliances with just a little more care. Maybe saying please and thank you to the washing machine, giving the coffee machine a nice pat when it does a good job. You’re so thoughtful. If only the heroes of Star Wars were so compassionate.
- 65% polyester, 35% rayon
- All-over print design of R2D2's control panels
- Rounded shirt-tail hemline
- Officially licensed
There are no reviews for this item yet. Be the first to write a review!