White Rooster Men's Costume
An Unwanted Guest
You were all for your next-door neighbor's plan to build a chicken coop! You share vegetables from your garden with her, and now she was going to give you farm-fresh eggs in return. We love to see people working together like that. You pictured mornings spent drinking your coffee on the patio, watching the tomato plants and observing the hens.
And then...he arrived. Strutting the fenceline and clucking like he owned the place. A rooster. And your early morning goals got, well, earlier. Here's the thing, roosters don't actually crow at dawn. Many of them crow before dawn, and your neighbor's fella is that kind of rooster. A boastful bird alarm clock who doesn't even give you eggs? There are only two things to do: move, or get yourself this White Rooster Men's Costume and take matters into your own hands! Roosters are used to being alphas, so you just need to ensure that bird knows his place. Imagine how freaked he'll be to discover you staring him down over your morning (5 am!) coffee cup in this ensemble. We are pretty sure it will do the trick!
This lifelike rooster costume is styled as a white jumpsuit with red and white striped knee socks and orange shoe covers. The suit is crafted from faux fur to mimic feathers, and the hood features a realistic rubber beak, eyes, and a comb. The mask has eye holes in the beak nostrils, so you'll remain obscured as you meet Mr. Clucksalot at the fence and face off. We think you make a pretty good rooster if you ask us, and yes, we mean that as a compliment (yeesh, you really need to get some more sleep!)
Within days of donning this authentic rooster look, you'll be the bird in charge of the flock. That other rooster will be asking your permission for everything, including the appropriate moments to crow. And (bonus!) once you've got that situation under control, you can wear this costume for a number of fun parties and events!
- 100% polyester microfiber faux fur
- Bright white jumpsuit fastens w/ orange ties at back of neck
- Elastic at wrists & knee-length pant cuffs
- Red & white striped knee-high socks
- Cuddle fur hood/mask has rubber beak, eyes & comb
- Mask has eye holes in beak nostrils
- Orange polyfoam shoe covers fasten w/ Velcro behind ankles
- Shoe Covers
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